WARNING: MAY NOT BE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 9 and a HALF
Contains graphic situations. like killing. dont kill. be peaceful.
PREQUIL:
The Itsy Bitsy Hero climbed down the nuclear power spout.
Down Came 5000 flaming arrows and almost knocked him out!
Out came a mortar and almost blew out his brain
but the itsy bitsy hero took steroids and picked up a train.
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Actual Story
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"yo yo yo my name is the itsy bitsy spider FOOL u gotta problem wit dat?" shouted the action hero spider.
"no no!' pleaded the Jynx.
Meanwhile, 5.3 kilometers away, a group of assasins called Aktapoopy were listening in on the conversation.
"Move in on 3" said Deidro, a androgynous, bird looking human in a calm, collected voice.
"3. 2. 1. GO!!!"
the 3 members of the spy group quickly surrounded the building which housed the itsy bitsy action hero and the Jynx.
Deidro whispered "go zazori, your up"
Zazori, a weird red headed puppet looking man broke the window down with his large nose, and confronted the action hero spider and Jynx.
"IM A FReaKIN REAL BOY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted zazori, even though noone was convinced.
The last guy, LeafMan, who looked like a Leaf Man, snuck up behind Jynx and took her hostage.
"Move, mr. action spider, and we kill her." he said in a robotic tone. "Yah we wil kill her" he said again.
Deidro shouted "wtf leafman u are psycho... :arrow: "
"SHUT UP" said leaf man. "close that pie hole" he said again.
but action hero spider wouldnt stand for this, he was a action hero of course!!!
he took out a huge ak-47 and a bazooka, and killed zazori, who blew up into many scraps of wood.
"DANG! KILLL THE GIRLY THING" deidro shouted to leafman.
"got it" he replied, and slit the ugly jynxs throat.
Deidro figured it was his turn to attack. "ahhahaha you can't beat me. my hands have mouths that eat marshmallows and turn them in to fun shapes!!!! The BEST TECHNIQUE EVER!!!!!!!!!"
Itsy Bitsy action hero paid no attention, and instead went after leaf man. Itsy Bitsy hero cracked leafmans neck backwars, ripped out his skull, and threw it at diedro.
"ENOUGH" screamed deidro in a yucky voice. "GO MY HANDS, EAT SOME MARSHMALLOWS AND TURN IT INTO A AQUEDUCT!!!"
but luckyly, itsy bitsy action hero had anti - aqueduct undies on, and went through, went inside deidros hand-mouths, and planted a nuclear bomb inside. then he teleportted to california, and diedro blew up.
the end.... or is it?
epilougue:
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as the nuclear waste seeped out of Deidros dead hands, it infected some cool ninja dudes and turned them into MUTANT mUks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: Itsy Bitsy ACTION HERO!!!!!! 
Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:03 am
