Yo momma thread.

Say yo momma jokes here.
I'll start off.
Yo Momma's teeth is so crooked, everytime she smiled, they thought she was throwing up gang signs. Oh!

Yo momma is so dumb, that when sum1 asked her what is the capital of washington, she said w.

YO MOMMA'S SO FAT, PEOPLE JOG AROUND HER FOR EXERCISE.

YO MOMMA's SO FAT, SHE HAS HER OWN GRAVITION PULL.

- Brownie

HEY GARE! YOU STARTED THE YO MOMMA THANG BECAUSE I HAD A YO MOMMA SIG.

Hag.

Not true. :/
I just beat you to it

Yo momma so big, she has to use 5 dozens of soap bars just to get herself clean during a shower.

yo grandma is so big i had to buy a new lollipop

I dont get it

VerusAnimus wrote:

yo grandma is so big i had to buy a new lollipop

U ddidn't get it either

hey garebare, yo mama is so big i ate some pizza. the pizza was good kinda. and hungry man which was also good.

hey brownie, yo mama is so fat i played super smash bros. brawl.

yo mama so big i OMG SHE GODDZILLA OMG

yo dada is soo big i played a song.

yo mamma so ugly i whispered 'dog' and then read 'The Great Gatsby' after meeting and shaking hands with revered actor Dustin Hoffman in the moldy bathtub of a 45th street apartment complex in New York City while hail stones the size of jigglypuff rained down and spouted the words 'THAYER FOR MAYOR'

yo mama is so voldy i pressed play

your mama is like chicken, she has a lot of extra skin but shes really tasty on the inside

yo mama said yo

yo mamma so flaming she is pink

yo mama said wot

SHE DID!!!!

yo mama also shattered the glass from the artic

thats arctic boy

yo mama so dumb she tripped on a trip mine and didnt aspload

yo momma told me to make a yo momma thread

yo momma was predicted by the mayans! and they predict bad stuff XD XD XD I pity the fool

yo mama pitied the fool and drank coolaid because she likes koolaid and OH YEAH shes hot