Mr Trix Rabbit was running through the damp forest one day, scheming to get his Trix. Why was he so interested in the Trix? was it the fruity rainbow colour? or the taste? no, the trix held the rabbits drug money.
so the insane rabbit creepily stalked little kids around waiting to pounce and mug them, thus getting the trix (and drug money).
He waited on top of a large , small branch and waited for little kids to walk past with the trix.
then he jumped down and ate their little heads.
trix rabbit took the trix and reached inside to get his drug money...but instead he took out a note which read :
lol wot we have fooled you the drug money is in ur eye ball not in the trix stupid rabbit
so the trix rabbit reached in his eye took out the drug money and bought some drugz.
but his mom came and said "dont do drugs" so he didnt and instead went to disney land and murdered micky mouse in coustume.
but he felt bad so he made a commercial.
lemony yellow, rasberry red , wildberry BLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AYATY!!!!!!!! TRXIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the end.